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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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imaginetheending:

arkatrine:

I really like scary movies but on the other hand I really don’t like scary movies

Me with video games.

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

thatfunnyblog:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

thatfunnyblog:

 



This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

thatfunnyblog:

 

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

thatfunnyblog:

Man has his priorities.