May 2012
59 posts
Call Me Maybe (Guy Version) | Paradise Fears
Anonymous asked: hello!
Hey There Mr. Grumpy Gills →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
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Consensus for AP Tests
AP Test: Hey, I just met you
AP Test: And this is crazy
AP Test: But I'm going to come up with the hardest mother fucking questions known to man and have answers that all look the same to confuse the fuck out of you, then throw 6-7 of the hardest, most ambiguous questions known to man at you because I like seeing little girls and boys cry while simultaneously timing the whole test to watch you shrivel up into Dante's Inferno
AP Test: So Fail Me Maybe
deeeyah:
lolsofunny:
hey i just met you
and...
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
beast: hey I just met you beast: and this is crazy beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY WEST WING WOMAN. UNDERSTAND? beast: so come to dinner maybe
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biggerthannlovee asked: LOOL. I was just about to say that! Too bad I just ate the last of my peach rings. D:
Happy AP exams. May the curve be ever in your...
